Alexis may not play a game of football

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Having limped off the pitch towards the end of the 3-0 stuffing of Man United which made Michael Carrick disappointed, it seems that Alexis Sanchez may miss Chile’s World Cup qualifier against Brazil this week.

Normally we envisage Alexis playing whatever the problem, throwing his crutches aside to nutmeg David Luiz and score a winner, but it seems like he might actually be hurt.

Speaking to the press ahead of Thursday’s clash with Brazil, manager Jorge Sampaoli said, “Neither Vidal nor Alexis are confirmed for the Brazil game. Neither player has been in full training since travelling to join the Chile squad this week.”

This seems bad to us. Alexis not playing a game of football that he could play in? It simply doesn’t make any sense.

Of course it’s early, and he could still go out like that Monty Python sketch, his very groin shorn from his body.

“Just a flesh wound!”, he say.

We’re worried slightly.

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Rambo's Thai retreat
Rambo's Thai retreat
4 years ago

I can hear one massive fucking bell ringing…

Mesut Ohno
Mesut Ohno
4 years ago

6 week injury which turns into 6 months …. gulp

playthearsenalway.com

rossi88
rossi88
4 years ago

Sorry but If he had the slightest chance of being injured or the clubs medics had any concern….why the fuck have we let him travel?!?! We pay his wages and out title prospects could suffer because of this.

Honestly….please someone give me a good reason.

Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
4 years ago

Pardon my selfishness but I’d be more than happy for him to miss Chile’s games and arrive back safe and sound and raring to go for us.

Kolo Toure Ballsack
Kolo Toure Ballsack
4 years ago
Reply to  Danger Mouse

Hey, I accidentally down voted your comment. Totally agree, it’s not like Chile aren’t gonna qualify for the World Cup, and Alexis could use a rest. Maybe it wouldn’t be the worst thing for their players anyway if the unlikely happened they didn’t qualify considering they played the 2014 World Cup, 2015 Copa America and will play the 2016 Copa America, (probably) 2017 Confed Cup and the 2018 World Cup.

BemGooner
BemGooner
4 years ago

2016 Copa America?? You have got to be kidding me?!

Kolo Toure Ballsack
Kolo Toure Ballsack
4 years ago
Reply to  BemGooner

Not kidding. They’re having another Copa America this coming summer because it’s the centenary

DanJGooner
DanJGooner
4 years ago

craaaaaap

Rip Van's Winkel
Rip Van's Winkel
4 years ago
Reply to  DanJGooner

I think that’s what he’s trying to do.
Give the poor fella some prunes, pronto!

Little Mozart
Little Mozart
4 years ago

He’ll be fine. Just keeping saying “he’ll be fine” and it will be true.

racosin
racosin
4 years ago
Reply to  Little Mozart

he’ll be fine.

SGK
SGK
4 years ago

Fuckin hell that headline nearly killed me! calm down Arseblog.

Wenger in and out
Wenger in and out
4 years ago
Reply to  SGK

Just yelled “what da fuck” and I’m at work. If I get fired Arseblog this is on you.
Anyway Hope Alexis gets well soon

SoqedHozi
SoqedHozi
4 years ago

Anyone else think Sampaoli might make for a decent coach at arsenal? No experience of Europe but I like his style of play.

kaius
kaius
4 years ago
Reply to  SoqedHozi

Well then… had the exact the same thought prior to clicking on this article. He had a tremendous World Cup campaign, and winning Chile their first ever Copa America* shouldn’t be underestimated. And despite the worrying murmurs (nothing confirmed yet thank fuck) coming from Sampaoli, he’s never been a dick towards Arsenal.

*Alexis Greatness Reminder: Misses penalty in shoot-out exit against Brazil in the World Cup, 12 months later finds the stones to convert a Copa-America winning pen against Argentina. Quite the physical specimen (ahem).

tapps
4 years ago
Reply to  SoqedHozi

I quite like that guy, oh, what’s his name…….? Oh, that’s it, Arsene Wenger.

Runkeball
Runkeball
4 years ago
Reply to  SoqedHozi

I want Klopp. While it looks like he’ll go to Liverpool for three years he won’t be able to do good much there. Meanwhile Wenger signs a new 3 year contract and at the end of that he calls time and Klopp slides over from his ailing Liverpool. While there he will have learned to carry a lesser team with delusions of grandeur based on achievements 30 years back. Training monkies with peanuts, if you like. He’ll be further hardened by the usual treatment from the cunty UK media. It’ll be the storm of steel to harden him that extra… Read more »

Runkeball
Runkeball
4 years ago
Reply to  Runkeball

Only a Liverpool fan would thumb down such a prosperous future for our club. 3 so far, more to come. Maybe.

Runkeball
Runkeball
4 years ago
Reply to  Runkeball

11 Liverpool fans! 🙂

Woolwich Peripatetic
Woolwich Peripatetic
4 years ago
Reply to  Runkeball

I haven’t thumbed you down but find your Klopp-fetish rather worrying.

Ferngunner
Ferngunner
4 years ago

Why is Gervinho in the background sharpening his missing the target skills?

Double98
Double98
4 years ago
Reply to  Ferngunner

Why would he need to practice? he is the sanchez of missingness/missingnocity

Daft Aider
Daft Aider
4 years ago

I was expecting some revelation that he thought he was playing another sport
and no one else had ever got around to telling him…………

Chris B
Chris B
4 years ago

Put your feet up, Alexis. You’ve earned it mate.

goonero
goonero
4 years ago
Reply to  Chris B

He’d put his feet up and then do hand-stand pressups.

The Falcon
The Falcon
4 years ago

He’s travelled there and not been sent home, how bad can he be? I’m assuming he must at least be doing shuttle runs on the beach, right?!

Getso gunner
Getso gunner
4 years ago

I hope they leave him out of all the two games

badaab
badaab
4 years ago

If they leave him out of the matches, I hope he also does the driving if he and vidal head out pal around.

Natty
Natty
4 years ago

If he was missing his groin would he still be a physical specimen?

Al
Al
4 years ago

great news!!! Does anyone doubt that Mou gave Ramires and Oscar explicit instructions to affect Arsenal’s season in this WC qualifier the same way he sent Costa to get into Gabriel’s head?!

Santori
Santori
4 years ago

Give Wenger some credit Alexis for 35m quid. Media logic would have you that martial at 36m was money well spent Never mind Walcott for 15m. Again Wenger did back him for the CF role and like Henry, he is defying conventional expectations Or Ozil for 42.2m. Media logic would have you that de Bruyne for 55m was money well spent Or Coquelin. Again the gaffer backed him when no one even thought he’d be part of the plans last season Or Gabriel. And they say Wenger doesn’t buy defenders. Who is Danny Blind? A Cback? Are we the only… Read more »

tapps
4 years ago
Reply to  Santori

spot on Santori.

Wenger's smaller lesser used coat
Wenger's smaller lesser used coat
4 years ago

I’m sorry this has absolutely nothing to do with this story but I just broke my hole laughing at a bit of old news that I was not aware of and everyone on this ball that we call planet earth should be told this story. Apparently after we had beaten the orcs of stoke a few years ago tony pulis was so enraged that he launched himself (fully bollock naked) at lumbering striker James Beattie and flaggerated him with a headbutt. How did I never hear this? Why did noone ever tell me? This is literally the funniest thing that… Read more »

Indiegooner
Indiegooner
4 years ago

Not funny; unless of course if he had just is cap on.

Runkeball
Runkeball
4 years ago
Reply to  Indiegooner

Have you EVER heard of him not having his cap on? That’s right. Didn’t think so. It’s well known that he sleeps in it and has sex in it. He won’t even remove it when he showers with the players after the game.

Runkeball
Runkeball
4 years ago

A niggle that earns him some rest during interlull. He comes back fit and rested. Scores like a motherfucker, runs every opponent ragged and then scores some more.

I hope!

An Ox-sized Coq
An Ox-sized Coq
4 years ago

He won’t mind missing out on Brazil as much as he would the Peru match. Peru and Chile hate each other more than Spuds and The Arsenal.

Martin
Martin
4 years ago

As a Peruvian Gunner I can confirm this is true and that we’re hoping he is just unfit enough to miss that match and yet good to go for Watford.

proud gunner
proud gunner
4 years ago

Comment: so there is hatred worst than that of hating sp**s?

Runkeball
Runkeball
4 years ago
Reply to  proud gunner

My hatred of Chelsea by far outweighs my hatred of Sp*rs. I actually don’t hate them at all. They are more like a simple younger brother who you and your mates will feed snails, bogies and dirt for giggles while every now and then he fails badly when trying to rise above his station. Chelsea is the fat bully a few houses down. He has all the cool new toys, a faster bike and a big tree house his rich daddy built for him to buy his friends with. He’s somehow managed to become really popular in spite of being… Read more »

Lizzie
Lizzie
4 years ago
Reply to  Runkeball

Totally agree & spot-on analogies. If it weren’t for geography we probably wouldn’t give Sp*rs a 2nd thought. Chelsea just dares us to hate them.

Paul
Paul
4 years ago
Reply to  Runkeball

I think feeding dirt and bogies to someone is a bit bullyish? …just saying! (don’t hit me)
🙂

Runkeball
Runkeball
4 years ago
Reply to  Paul

You are right, it’s not nice but at least we’re not Chelsea.

Paul
Paul
4 years ago
Reply to  Runkeball

I find myself hating all premiership opponents…:-)

Runkeball
Runkeball
4 years ago

I thought the hatred was between Chile and Argentina?

Martin
Martin
4 years ago
Reply to  Runkeball

Chile has three neighbours. All three hate them. Historically and politically Chile is not a nice neighbour. However on a personal level Chileans are good people. I always explain it like saying you can hate the US and what they stand for in their foreign policy and social conservatism but an individual person from the US is usually a quite nice (if loud) person.

mondy
mondy
4 years ago

Alexis missing Brazil’s match?! I’m worried

OneBeatOff
OneBeatOff
4 years ago

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE be only a niggle … In the event he is injured, all forbid, it is a prime opportunity for a Coq-like stepping the fuck up by ______________. Just saying.

and
and
4 years ago

…so long as he steps in for US fit, he can miss as many games as deems fit for THEM

proud gunner
proud gunner
4 years ago
Reply to  and

Comment: US? but alexis can still play till 40! he aint old enough for mls yet

arabmoney
arabmoney
4 years ago

Is Alexis the son of Darth Veider? He has the power alright.

proud gunner
proud gunner
4 years ago

Comment: US? but alexis can still play till 40! he aint old enough for mls yet

sam
sam
4 years ago

all forbid indeed… just be fit for our next game, nothing matters more. A little selfish?
Yeah I know.

The 49ners
The 49ners
4 years ago

For every match he misses..he’ll play 55 at a stretch

sammysamsam
sammysamsam
4 years ago

I thought diamonds were virtually impervious to damage

Nez
Nez
4 years ago
Reply to  sammysamsam

Alexis is more than a diamond,he’s a mutant!

Sam
Sam
4 years ago

Alexis stars for Chile

Eddie
Eddie
4 years ago

He played, and scored…

Gabrocks
Gabrocks
4 years ago

False… Played and scored, Half-Man; Half-Machine

Conchetumadre
Conchetumadre
4 years ago

He played, he ran circles, he drobbled, he scored. He won.
This man is amazing.
This man is injured, but played like a beast.

Arsepedant
Arsepedant
4 years ago
Reply to  Conchetumadre

Everyone should drobble like Sanchez.

Holic
Holic
4 years ago

We are so blessed to av him