Friday, April 26, 2024

Sanchez kills exit rumour

Alexis Sanchez has dismissed suggestions he could leave Arsenal.

“I’m very happy at Arsenal, I don’t think about leaving,” he said.

“I always want to be the best at everything I do. I’m never happy with what I do, I always want to give more.”

That’s about all this story deserves. Arseblog News wasn’t even aware he’d been linked with a move to Real Madrid.

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GuytheGooner

If he left I’d grate my dick off to symbolise the pain he would cause gooners world wide

Double98

or maybe just don’t tell us about it..

Meletios

Why not, I would like to know when someone does that..may be he has more than one..

Mention this to TV channels, they can spin a documentary around it..

Double98

i think its called “keeping up with the kardashians”

Highberry

Didn’t one of the Kardashians so just that recently ?

Highberry

“Do just that” damn you auto correct. Damn you to hill and buck.

Arsetronomy

If he left I’d lay my dick on the table and pay someone my life savings to absolutely flatten it with one of those huge cartoon sledge hammers.

Pomegranate

I’ll go look for my Acme anvil.

alex

THE SUN FOOTBALL EXCLUSIVE:
ALEXIS SANCHEZ IN ARSENAL TRANSFER SHOCK: “at Arsenal, I … think about leaving”

Shere Willpower

Nips off the rumour at its bud. How very un footballer like. Comes to show how much he respects the passion of us fans.

UGooner

Give the man a raise. He’ll probably work even harder just to earn it.

Simon

It’s probably not even possible to work harder than he already does

Theoptimist

Does that mean we will leave Benzema alone then?

Double98

He is so proactive he actually preempts shit and refutes it.
And he has a lovely physique :p

ringo

So refreshing, class act on and off the pitch.

buzzy Gurkha Gunner

Sanchez is diff passionate beast..Will never desert .genuine… Expect if Arsenal get an offer they can’t refuse !

Vinoth

I think Arsenal already have enough money which they dont invest properly. So I would rather keep Sanchez at Arsenal than taking the money.

Zyrth

Nah man, the days of surrendering players is over. Our financies have been stabilized unlike those dark days. And we can be truly competitive now surrounding our quality players with world class ones, no one will they leave now.

The Real Jay Emmanuel-Thomas

This surely has to be a well executed spin move. Agent talks about new contract –> Arsenal consider new contract –> rumors leaked about transfer –> Arsenal panic and reward a bumper contract

Reggie Perrin

You’d like to think we’re now at a point financially where we could refuse pretty much anything.

Kobby

Arsenal would refuse any offer for him. He symbolises everything good about our club

EmeritusDave

I absolutely love that. No ifs or buts, no “I’m happy, AT THE MOMENT…” bs, just kills it dead. Love this guys commitment.

Incidentally, an early call I know but I can see the double this season. We seem to be in the best early shape overall, still with room for improvement, City have injuries, Chelsea a total shambles, Man U not yet clicking and Liverpool will take time (I pray!) to get up to speed with Klopp. Feels more achievable now than for a long time

Arsepedant

Plus for Liverpool, Benteke is out indefinitely and Ings just did his ACL in training and is out for the rest of the season. They’ve got no strikers.

Frode

We need to capitalize on the Ox though.

Sell him in January and bring in RVP on loan to provide depth up front.

Julio Baptista's humble alter ego

Surely you’re being sarcastic right?

GunnAlex

I heard that Frode is dutch for RVP.

GoonerN16

What? you gotta be kidding, right?

Wenger'sCheekyZipper

No lie, i’m going to name my first born Alexis. Now i only need to have 3 children, theirry, robert and alexis.

50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey

I hope the other half is called Dennis

Le Jim

Jim’s Tip for Financial Prudence #1 – Just pump out one kid and stack him/her with a load of middle names.

David C

and Alexis would work for a boy or a girl! Great name.

James Batchelor

Players always say this though, the sad truth is if Real Madrid truly want him, they’ll get him and there’s nothing we can do about it. This is why I hate my life

Mike

It’s like Ray Parlour and Thierry Henry had a baby and out popped Alexis

Alexis is bae

We better start winning big things (which i believe we will), so tabloids don’t have a scope to pull this kind of rubbish out of their arse.

Rip Van's Winkel

I’m going to call my tortoise ‘Alexis’.

Sudarshan

That’s just unfair. If I had a tiger, I would call it Alexis.

Goontang

I think the sale of nicholas anelka and purchase of mesut ozil should just about conclude our business thankyou very much real madrid. Now kindly fuck off.

Zyrth

Or we can continue to rip them off their world class players who got shunted by them in their pursuit for newer shinier players.

Davie

i think Alexis is happy at arsenal and am sure he will remain at arsenal

Derek

And in a revealing insight, Sanchez also revealed who is the driving force behind him away from the pitch.

“My mum is always my coach,” said the 26-year-old.

“She phones me and tells me to shoot at goal more often.”

Runkeball

Alexis mum, we salute you!

Sean

I love you

Thorough

Now to us giving him the tools to not rethink. Saido Mane and Sissoko in January won’t be a bad start.

Trez

Ridiculous rumor…why would we even think of selling him for 37.5m when we bought him for 35m.
This is why we’ve got to start winning things soon before our star players start getting carried away by these rumors.

suker4punishment

Heres a riddle real Madrid wear white so does shite. So what does that make totenum?

Holic

What does that make real Madrid?..

Man Manny

How much would Madrid pay for him any way? £100m? I don’t know; but what I know is that I’d have him over Bale in my team any day. His all round play brings more to the team than Bale. I mean, how many madrid players have been galvanized by Bale’s presence?

Ben

I’d have him over Bale and Ronaldo combined.
With his turtle neck and his greasy face.
I fucking hate Ronaldo.

sixteen swans over ainola

So the rumour I didn’t even know was a rumour wasn’t a rumour after all.

Now I can sleep as easily tonight as I did last night. Whew.

AntiSpud

Tabloids are in a business of selling. With a title like that, how many Gooners or even Spuds will rush to buy the paper? Plenty. Since they are no longer able to hack phones, they just fabricate stories. Next, Ronaldo linked to a shock move to Arsenal

Innovstar

He’s well on the way to getting a statue outside the stadium.

The 49ners

Even though I don’t have a wife yet..let alone having kids..i already know what their names will be..and I know what I won’t name any of them..Robin..the look on his face and his hands held out like..’please catch the fucking ball’ and the leather in the ‘big ball’ say noo..i’lld rather rest at the back of your net!!! I love RobinVANpunk sad and ‘sadder’…lol #COYG

Conchetumadre

Alexis will retire with Arsenal 🙂

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