Win Bendtner’s underpants!

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Well, not exactly ‘his’ underpants. That would be weird and creepy. And slightly unhygenic.

But Paddy Power have given us 5 pairs of Bendtnerpants to give away. If you want one, simply answer the following question:

Nicklas Bendtner is: a) The Greatest Astronaut That Ever Lived b) The Greatest Horsewhisperer That Ever Lived c) The Greatest Striker That Ever Lived or d) All of the above (which are to the side rather than above but you get what we mean).

Answers to: [email protected] and the 5 winners will be selected at random on Friday. .

Remember: you can sign up and bet on Euro 2012 with Paddy Power who will give you up to a £50 free bet. Click here to register.

Competition is open worldwide, we’ll post underpants anywhere. Pants are one size fits all. Arseblog News makes no guarantees that pants will fit.

No Bendtners were harmed in the making of this post.

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belfast_gunner
belfast_gunner
7 years ago

Honestly not sure if I should answer c or d

Los Polandos
Los Polandos
7 years ago

Shouldn’t there be e) the greatest entity that ever graced or ever will grace our universe (and two neighbouring)? I suppose competition would be too easy then.

Basil is a Gooner
7 years ago

Was it “super” nic that wrote the question?

heihaci
heihaci
7 years ago

must be..only a genius could come up with questions like this!

lemon
lemon
7 years ago

Hopefully, I can win one of these. I will then sell it to UEFA for €100,000 and make a handsome profit!

Danson_
7 years ago

The answer is clearly A. He spends most of his time up in the clouds!!

Goon Mate
Goon Mate
7 years ago

Pink underpants would have suited our World greatest striker more.

Gunner Paddy
7 years ago

Is it through that Bendtner’s digestive system is in fact the Large Hadron Collider and every time he speaks or poops a new universe is born.

Our survey says…

Gunner Paddy
7 years ago
Reply to  Gunner Paddy

Oh jaysus early morning post.
*true

My spelling’s almost as good as Sagna’s :p

Merlin's Panini
Merlin's Panini
7 years ago

I had a feeling this was coming.

Ray Bandana
Ray Bandana
7 years ago

That’s what she said.

*Gets coat*

Bendtner
Bendtner
7 years ago

D. Why is this even a question? Keep the pants though, I got tons of them! Paparazzi can’t get enough.

CLVNGNR
7 years ago

What’s fabregas doing here?

gooner
gooner
7 years ago
Reply to  CLVNGNR

cesc is a cunt!

THEREISBEARCUM
THEREISBEARCUM
7 years ago

O Bendtner! How did thy Suffering Start? Why doest thou suffer UEFA to live? Bendtner is powerful in His Miracles & His Holiness Bendtner is the Lord’s New Concept of Power Bendtner is Powerful in accepting Death and Unlimited Fines. Bendtner is Powerful even while Being Arrested For Jumping on People’s Cars. He was Powerful during the Trial He was Powerful during His Crucifixion & Death He was Powerful in His Death He was Powerful after His Death Bendtner Hid His Power from the Devil and Barcelona and Whoever We Were Playing When He Missed Like Six Open Goals. Bendtner!… Read more »

MJB
MJB
7 years ago
Reply to  THEREISBEARCUM

So your a catholic then?

😉

stripper
stripper
7 years ago

The answer is obviously B.

AFC
AFC
7 years ago

I’m going to go with b) as well. I saw him doing that once with van Nistelrooy AND I have a friend (of a friend really) in the football business who’s also keen on b). Clearly it must be b).

beany
beany
7 years ago

Got to say a for space connection. We need more hot girls and guys in scifi.

John Terry
John Terry
7 years ago

is it satin ?? my wife wants satin undies !!

Merlin's Panini
Merlin's Panini
7 years ago
Reply to  John Terry

don’t you mean someone else’s wife?

Cygan's Right Foot
7 years ago

Unless John is admitting he’s like Papa Lazarou and takes peoples wives for himself, then the comment would be correct

Alan
Alan
7 years ago

I hear Calvin Klein – are worried – about any Bad Publicity – brought about by Uefa – Fining another player for showing their Underwear – and have recommended players – switch their brand, to this far more Uefa friendly Brand – By “Fruit of the Loom”
http://www.familyshaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Nasty-Nazi-Underwear1-273×300.jpg

Cygan's Right Foot
7 years ago
Reply to  Alan

Why have you used so many hyphens?

MJB
MJB
7 years ago
Reply to  Alan

Why can’t UEFA brand their own underpants?
Problem solved!

Rezatron
Rezatron
7 years ago

e) TGWTEL. The greatest wanker that ever lived.

Cathal
Cathal
7 years ago
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Mountain WAG
Mountain WAG
7 years ago

If the court permits, I believe there was an error in the question. It should read, “Nicklas Bendtner *believes* he is:” This changes the answer entirely. It is now, easily, D.

Tom C
Tom C
7 years ago

I went for C with the disclaimer that this was because he, as far as I know, hasn’t tried either of the other two occupations. If he had, d) TGHWAASTEL

Ermias
Ermias
7 years ago
Reply to  Tom C

Bendtner doesn’t need to even try something to be the greatest at it.

Goonsquad
Goonsquad
7 years ago

Carefull, he’s omnipotent you know…still a pair of Bentnerpants might be handy. They would keep your ankles warm in winter and in summer your can pop them over your glass to stop anybody adding twat drops when you’re not looking

MJB
MJB
7 years ago
Reply to  Goonsquad

‘Bendtnerpants’ that’s got to be a new word!

He isn’t omnipotent though, not in the same way Bergkamp is.

WankerCunt
WankerCunt
7 years ago

I think Paddy Power should wear UEFA pants to bring balance to the universe.

Just think about it though, if they fine some bloke €100,000 for wearing stupid pants, just think what they would do to a club or player that was found to be racist!

I shudder to think!

base
base
7 years ago

guys lo and behold http://www.yourdailysurveys.com/index.php?r=16986 make money and bet it on paddy power

Martin
Martin
7 years ago
Reply to  base

Not sure if it’s spam.

Or just a guy who’s passionate about surveys and betting.

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N16 Gooner
N16 Gooner
7 years ago

Surely he’s [start Jeremy Clarkson voice] the best all round player in the world ever.