It’s back to the dictionary for Arseblog News as we try to put into words a woeful performance which has pretty much left us lost for them.
Please note, we reserve the right to invent our own words at any time. Or, when circumstances dictate, use more than one word which may or may not include words we’ve invented.
Vito Mannone: 6/10 – exposed
Andre Santos: 2/10 – taxi
Carl Jenkinson: 6/10 – hearty
Thomas Vermaelen: 5/10 – submissive
Per Mertesacker: 6/10 – blocky
Francis Coquelin: 5/10 – frenzied
Mikel Arteta: 5/10- mediocre
Aaron Ramsey: 3/10 – bunkum
Santi Cazorla: 5/10 – squeezed
Lukas Podolski: 4/10 – sterile
Gervinho: 4/10 – maddening
Olivier Giroud: 5/10- toothless
Serge Gnabry: 6/10- promising
Andrey Arshavin: 5/10 – invisible
Feel free to discuss and post your own ratings, but normal comment policy applies. If you’re not familiar with it, please read.