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Player ratings - Page 43

Arsenal 0-2 Man City – player ratings (TV character special)

In the wake of Arsenal's 2-0 defeat to Man City, Arseblog News gets the Player-Ratingsometer out with the setting switched to: TV characters. Wojciech Szczesny:...

Swansea v Arsenal – player ratings (films special)

Arsenal drew 2-2 today in the FA Cup with Swansea. Here are Arseblog News' film based ratings. Screenplay by: Adam Sandler Directed by: Adam Sander Wojciech Szczesny:...

Southampton 1-1 Arsenal – player ratings (NYE night out special)

Having played like a harem of hungover New Year’s Eve carousers Arseblog News (as suggested by @TheGoonerholic) has little choice but to speculate over...

Arsenal 7-3 Newcastle – player ratings (normal opinion special)

Time to take out our ratings stick to beat our players with after a 7-3 mauling of Newcastle. Wojciech Szczesny: 6/10 - Let in 3. Bacary...

Wigan 0-1 Arsenal: player ratings (Dulux colour chart special)

Arsenal's 1-0 over Wigan moved them into third place, although it wasn't a brilliant game. Still, we've got the colour charts out to rate...

Reading v Arsenal – player ratings (old skool Christmas present special)

Time to check out who's been naughty and/or nice in our Reading v Arsenal player ratings slot. Wojciech Szczesny: 7/10 - Spirograph Bacary Sagna: 7/10 -...

Bradford v Arsenal – player ratings (torture special)

After one of the most embarrassing defeats of Arsene Wenger’s reign at Arsenal, Arseblog News has fingered through its book of Medieval torture methods...

Arsenal 2-0 West Brom – player ratings (beer special)

Perhaps inspired by last night's indulgences, Arseblog News takes a beery look at yesterday's performances against West Brom and rates them accordingly. Wojciech Szczesny: 8/10...

Olympiacos 2-1 Arsenal – player ratings (meat special)

From the edible to the poisonous Arseblog News takes a trip to the butcher as we Arsenal's performance in last night's 2-1 defeat at...

Arsenal 0-2 Swansea – player ratings (in all seriousness special)

Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after yesterday's 2-0 defeat to Swansea. *Please note, we reserve the right to invent...

Everton 1-1 Arsenal – player ratings (invented words special)

Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after last night's 1-1 draw with Everton at Goodison Park *Please note, we reserve...

Villa 0-0 Arsenal: player ratings (cartoon character special)

Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after yesterday's 0-0 draw with Aston Villa at Villa Park yesterday. *Please note, we...

Arsenal v Montpellier – player ratings (sandwich special)

Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our single word player review and ratings after last night's 2-0 win over Montpellier in the...

Arsenal v Sp*rs – single word review and player ratings (David Bowie special)

Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our single word player review and ratings after yesterday's 5-2 spanking of the scummery scummers. Please note,...

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