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Player ratings - Page 44

Arsenal 0-2 Man City – player ratings (TV character special)

Player ratings 106
In the wake of Arsenal's 2-0 defeat to Man City, Arseblog News gets the Player-Ratingsometer out with the setting switched to: TV characters. Wojciech Szczesny:...

Swansea v Arsenal – player ratings (films special)

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Arsenal drew 2-2 today in the FA Cup with Swansea. Here are Arseblog News' film based ratings. Screenplay by: Adam Sandler Directed by: Adam Sander Wojciech Szczesny:...

Southampton 1-1 Arsenal – player ratings (NYE night out special)

Player ratings 71
Having played like a harem of hungover New Year’s Eve carousers Arseblog News (as suggested by @TheGoonerholic) has little choice but to speculate over...

Arsenal 7-3 Newcastle – player ratings (normal opinion special)

Player ratings 90
Time to take out our ratings stick to beat our players with after a 7-3 mauling of Newcastle. Wojciech Szczesny: 6/10 - Let in 3. Bacary...

Wigan 0-1 Arsenal: player ratings (Dulux colour chart special)

Player ratings 70
Arsenal's 1-0 over Wigan moved them into third place, although it wasn't a brilliant game. Still, we've got the colour charts out to rate...

Reading v Arsenal – player ratings (old skool Christmas present special)

Player ratings 53
Time to check out who's been naughty and/or nice in our Reading v Arsenal player ratings slot. Wojciech Szczesny: 7/10 - Spirograph Bacary Sagna: 7/10 -...

Bradford v Arsenal – player ratings (torture special)

Carabao Cup 223
After one of the most embarrassing defeats of Arsene Wenger’s reign at Arsenal, Arseblog News has fingered through its book of Medieval torture methods...

Arsenal 2-0 West Brom – player ratings (beer special)

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Perhaps inspired by last night's indulgences, Arseblog News takes a beery look at yesterday's performances against West Brom and rates them accordingly. Wojciech Szczesny: 8/10...

Olympiacos 2-1 Arsenal – player ratings (meat special)

Champions League 116
From the edible to the poisonous Arseblog News takes a trip to the butcher as we Arsenal's performance in last night's 2-1 defeat at...

Arsenal 0-2 Swansea – player ratings (in all seriousness special)

Player ratings 119
Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after yesterday's 2-0 defeat to Swansea. *Please note, we reserve the right to invent...

Everton 1-1 Arsenal – player ratings (invented words special)

Player ratings 67
Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after last night's 1-1 draw with Everton at Goodison Park *Please note, we reserve...

Villa 0-0 Arsenal: player ratings (cartoon character special)

Player ratings 108
Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our players ratings after yesterday's 0-0 draw with Aston Villa at Villa Park yesterday. *Please note, we...

Arsenal v Montpellier – player ratings (sandwich special)

Champions League 64
Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our single word player review and ratings after last night's 2-0 win over Montpellier in the...

Arsenal v Sp*rs – single word review and player ratings (David Bowie special)

Player ratings 80
Time to trawl the dictionary and thesaurus for our single word player review and ratings after yesterday's 5-2 spanking of the scummery scummers. Please note,...
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